You know you've hit a new low when the first six hours of your day looks like this:
Wake up when father comes home on lunch break and tells you that you will be joining him on a trip to return recyclable cans and bottles.
Sleep a little longer.
Wake up a little later with an insane craving for Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
Nearly collapse when there is no butter.
Make Macaroni and Cheese anyway with cream cheese.
Eat (almost) entire box of Macaroni and Cheese- save the three remaining bites in a small container so you don't feel like a total pig.
Learn about the special surprise after returning bottles and cans.
Return bottles and cans.
Look at scooters and motorcycles at Dexters, the special surprise.
Realize that the special surprise was the best part of the day. And I don't even like motorcycles or scooters.
In other news, I didn't get the job in Camden. Life is just painful right now.